Week 2: Featured Matchups - Mammals vs. Storms
CHAMPS SPORTS BOWL
Miami Hurricanes vs. Wisconsin Badgers
December hurricanes are rare, but have occurred in the Atlantic as late as December 30. Florida is prime hurricane territory, and if one shows up even the ferocious badgers are in trouble.
HURRICANES, 28-14.
INSIGHT BOWL
Minnesota Golden Gophers vs. Iowa State Cyclones
Tornadoes are seriously formidable opponents, but what better shelter than a gopher hole? In a low scoring affair...
GOPHERS, 7-3.
Week 2: Remaining Contests
Little Caesars | THUNDERING HERD vs. Bobcats | This Herd has already defeated Tigers and Dragons. |
Meineke Car Care | Tarheels vs. PANTHERS | I like the predatory cat over Ramses. |
Emerald | Eagles vs. TROJANS | Ever tried flying into SFO in December? |
Music City | TIGERS vs. Wildcats | Tough draw, UK. Better luck in basketball season. |
Independence | Aggies vs. BULLDOGS | Chomp chomp, Uga. |
EagleBank | OWLS vs. Bruins | Birds triumph in the Bird Bowl |
Humanitarian | Vandals vs. FALCONS | Thievery is not humane. |
Holiday | Cornhuskers vs. WILDCATS | Husking corn is not the same as skinning a cat. |
Armed Forces | COUGARS vs. Falcons | Claws in a tight one over talons. |
Sun | SOONERS vs. Cardinal | The Sooner is a stupid mascot, but even it beats a color. |
Texas | TIGERS vs. Midshipmen | Weary sealegs make for trouble against a top tier mammalian predator. |
Chick-fil-A | HOKIES vs. Volunteers | Mascot ambiguity dooms the Vols if the NCAA doesn't first. |
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