Wednesday, December 30, 2009

College Football Bowl Guide, Week 3

With a 7-6 record through 13 games (tying ESPN and half game ahead of SI), we're ready for the final week. The Marquee Mascot Matchup features the Florida Gators and Cincinnati Bearcats in the Allstate Sugar Bowl.

Week 3 Remaining Contests:

OutbackWildcats vs. TIGERSWildcats unlucky again. Tigers are bigger wild cats.
Capital OneNittany Lions vs. TIGERSDitto.
GatorSEMINOLES vs. MountaineersEven hillbillies don't know as many tricks as Bobby Bowden.
RoseBuckeyes vs. DUCKSSmooth sailing as long as Oregon flies above the trees.
SugarGators vs. BearcatsMarquee Mascot Matchup
InternationalBulls vs. HUSKIESNew year, same mascots, same results. Cold Canada favors sled dogs, eh?
Papa JohnsHuskies vs. GAMECOCKSFighting chickens send the fur flying.
CottonCowboys vs. REBELSAdvantage Ole Miss with a slightly larger ten-gallon hat.
LibertyPirates vs. RAZORBACKSYou want both eyes in a battle vs. a wild pig.
AlamoSpartans vs. RED RAIDERSThat guy on the horse is creepy. Suggest retreating to Sparta.
FiestaHORNED FROGS vs. BroncosNo defense in this game. Spiny lizards outmaneuver hooves.
OrangeHawkeyes vs. YELLOW JACKETSSuperior aerial agility.
GMACTrojans vs. CHIPPEWASPrevious victory over Michigan State suggests trouble for warriors of antiquity.
BCS TitleCrimson Tide vs. LONGHORNSI hate to pick a cow, but 'Bama must choose between colors and elephants. See FAQ.

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